Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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