dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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