Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
