but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
farters have to be the big spoon...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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