Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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