someone threw a dead crab at me
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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