Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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