why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Come share oat with me in your robe
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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