I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Farmville is her only friend.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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