I think i peed on brittanys purse
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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