i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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