I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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