i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
