He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
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