where does the pee come out of this thing
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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