that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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