We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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