Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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