then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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