They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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