I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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