Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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