when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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