apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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