Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize