Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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