No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
