Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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