we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhhâ€
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