I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Drake has all the answers
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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