If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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