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(908): View more from New Jersey

girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can

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(614): View more from Ohio

If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.

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(847): View more from Illinois

He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Why was I lying under a truck last night?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"

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