Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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