the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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