was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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