You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Randomize
