Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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