I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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