RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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