I'm drive I can fine osifer
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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