Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Randomize