Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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