I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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