I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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