Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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