He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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