The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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