Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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