You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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