did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You need a sexual gate keeper
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
