peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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