brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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