this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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